Wednesday, May 23, 2007


Last night the Portland Trailblazers came away with the top pick in the NBA draft lottery, despite having only a 5.3% chance to have their name picked last by the commissioner. What this means is that they now have the opportunity to draft Greg Oden, a 45 year old currently pretending to be 19. Holy crap! How excited are Portlanders by this news? Let me put it this way: imagine that there had been people blogging at the time that Moses led his people out of the desert and into the promised land. Ok, those people would probably have been LESS excited than Portland bloggers today.