Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Genius opening line

A hat tip today to the kids over at Gawker, who write the following line about the new bar opened by "Fallout Boy" rocker Pete Wentz:

When emo-troubadour Pete Wentz opened Angels and Kings, a bar in the East Village, our douche canary in our douche mineshaft keeled over and died.

I am in awe. It's not easy to use the word "douche" twice in the span of five words and make it funny. Well played.