Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Today's lesson in anthropology

The mating ritual of the human Scientologist is a wonder to behold. The male approaches the willing female in a submissive posture, quite unlike his counterpart in most species. Dropping his jacket low around his waist, he grabs her around her waist as she dances what anthropologists refer to as the "funky chicken." Below you will see an example of this behavior in the wild.