Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Ay, que lastima, Brangelina!

Reports a reputable foreign news source, "Deciden Jolie y Pitt separarse "un tiempo" por crisis en su relación."

My version of the story, based on what I know about Angie and Brad, and summoning the product of my years of high-school Spanish classes, is this: ella quisiera adoptar 546 ninos, y Sr. Pitt solamente quisiera hacer el sexo.

Basically, I think it says that Brad likes to get away from the hassle of family life by driving off on his motorcycle, that Angie doesn't like Brad's family still staying in touch with Jen, and that Pablo esta bien, pero Luisa tiene catarro. Or something.