Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Oregon Ducks: Most Powerful Team in NCAA History

The Oregon Ducks are the most powerful team in the history of college football. How do I know? They just managed to GO BACK IN TIME and win the 2005 Holiday Bowl. Holy crap! How often does that happen?

Oklahoma must erase its wins from the 2005 season and will lose two scholarships for the 2008-09 and 2009-10 school years, the NCAA said Wednesday.

The Sooners went 8-4 and beat Oregon in the Holiday Bowl to end the 2005 season.
Make sense? The Ducks technically "lost" to the Sooners, but due to the fact that the Sooners were illegally playing with several players who had gotten fake jobs at car dealerships, the football gods have ruled that the Ducks in fact won that game. If I had bet money on the game, and still had my betting slip, could I go back to the casino and claim my winnings? It's a valid question.