Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Yet more Angelina Jolie absurdity

Longtime readers of this blog know that I think Angelina Jolie is one of the most ridiculously selfish and narcissistic people who has ever lived on the face of the earth. There's no news there. But today we get a report that she and Brad are feuding. Over what, you may ask? Whether to adopt a ninth tenth eleventh child? No! Whether to throw the trappings of Hollywood overboard and become architects? No! Yeah, it's actually over which presidential candidate to support!

An insider close to the Pitt family said, “They got into a huge fight about politics (Brad supports Barack Obama, while Angie’s a John Edwards fan.) Brad ended up calling her immature. He says the next thing he knew, Angie was cursing at him and throwing a glass of wine in his face.” Brad, understandably, was speechless. “He was left standing there with wine dripping down his face onto his clothes, before storming off to wash up and change. He says he was absolutely disgusted by Angelina’s behavior.”
Pretty awesome, if you ask me. Although I'm with Brad when it comes to my choice of candidates. Really, though, Barack and Edwards seem pretty similar, it's not like one of them is supporting Fred Thompson and the other one is supporting Kucinich. Just goes to show the ludicrous lengths to which Angie will go when confronted with someone who--gasp!--disagrees with her. "Your fairly populist yet widely appealing Democratic candidate is different from my fairly populist yet widely appealing Democratic candidate! You bastard! Take [reaches for wine glass] that!"