Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Once again, the Chinese draw all their creative inspiration from "The Simpsons"

Memorable Simpsons quote:

Bart: I want to stay here with Mr. Burns.

Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.

Homer: Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

And from China, in preparation for the Olympics:

That's right! Horses, with lions riding on top of them! The pinnacle of insanity, and I'm alive to see it! Praise the lord! Next up, they'll train a small monkey to ride on top of the lion, and the monkey will be trained to throw hungry piranha at innocent passers by. Ah, the inscrutable Chinese.