OMG, is Ann Coulter going to vote for Hillary?

I know I'm kind of stealing this bit from Atrios, but I've got to do one of those "simple answers to simple questions" things. ABCNews is asking, in its typically breathless way, whether Coulter might actually swing the other way in the 2008 election:

In case you missed it, on Hannity & Colmes last night, controversial pundit Ann Coulter -- who supports Mitt Romney for president -- said she would back Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, over Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz.

"She's more conservative that he is," she said. "She will be stronger on the war on terrorism...I will campaign for her if it's McCain."

OMG, is this true? Will she vote for Hillary over McCain?

Answer: no, she will not. Any Republican who says they will vote for Hillary over McCain because McCain is "not conservative enough" is lying, and is also an idiot.