Worst Clip Art EVER

Thanks, KATU News. Mere words cannot describe the odd mixture of horror, fear, humor, and, ultimately, mind-numbing eyeball bleaching dismay I felt upon seeing the clip art for the following story.



So many questions. Where is she looking? Why is one of her arms brown? Why is he able to fit one hand around her torso? I guess they say you haven't lived until you've seen the "O-face" of an 85 year old cartoon character. I guess they're right.