Mitt Romney's kids, doing their part to keep America strong

Willard Mitt Romney, former pro-gay governor of Taxachutsetts and parent of five strapping young men who in another era would all be enlisted, fighting the war their father supports, has been asked some uncomfortable questions about why his kids are, in fact, stateside, sitting on their butts in front of computer screens. Rather than duck the question, Mitt meets it head on, answering:

"One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I'd be a great president."

That, friends, is all kinds of awesome. Perhaps not as awesome as former senator Rick Santorum saying that people could serve their country by putting a Santorum bumper sticker on their car, but, still, pretty freaking amazing.