Overcome by pride, or, Upon Raccoon Crap

Mere words cannot express the overwhelming pride and sense of accomplishment I feel when I pause for a moment and reflect upon the fact that THIS VERY BLOG is the second link on a Google search for "raccoon crap." Here's a link to the original post that started all the madness.

Also, while we're on the subject, the people who arrive at this blog after doing google searches for "pregnant strippers"? You scare me.