Come to Glasgow, and we'll set about ye!
Check out this sweet, sweet video of John Smeaton, the now-legendary Scottish baggage handler who singlehandedly defeated last week's terrorists while on a smoking break. To tell the truth, as soon as this incident happened I knew that the silver lining of having a terror attack in Glasgow is that it would yield plenty of awesome Scottish one-liners. And "this is Glasgow, and we'll set about ye!" may be my new favorite.