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Imagine the scenario. You're at the beach, studlyily (wtf?) wearing no shirt and some rawkin' board shorts, chillin' with your bud, trying to hook up with some fine betties. You pay little attention to the guy with the high-powered zoom lens sitting a few hundred feet away. Hey, he's just trying to score some hawt photos, whatevs. But then you stagger into work the next morning, and see the following photo splashed across the front page. D'oh! The essential idiot-ness of your existence, captured for all of posterity.